Iván Alcalde

Daddy of 👦🏻 👦🏻 ~ Football player forever and ever ⚽️ (sport addict in general)

Developer: 💛 JS ~ 💜 Elixir ~ 💚 Vue.js/Nuxt ~ 🚀 Phoenix ~ (Learning FP)

[MFC1902 @Madridebasta78]

Cerrar RMTV
Que se vaya Dementino
Que se largue la Grada Fans de mierda
Que vuelva el @FondoSur_1980
Xabi Alonso con plenos poderes
Que juegue el que mejor éste, y no por nombre
Fichar bien
Más cantera
Entradas más baratas
Menos turistas y más madridistas

[DJGC_Oficial @DJGC_Oficial]

@CaminoDesde a @PazodeRaxoi #Santiago son 30 etapas de experiencias y sentimientos en #peregrinos.
Promesas, creencias, respeto, etc...
Los #polillas no dejan a nadie atrás, los tienen presentes. Por los que fueron, son y serán. @catedralastorga
@alertcops
@guardiacivil
81^^🇪🇸

[Story Web @Ezekle1]

A Lady asked an old street vendor: "How much do you sell your eggs for?" The old man replied "0.50¢ an egg, madam.” The Lady responde, “I'll take 6 eggs for $2.00 or I'm leaving.” The old salesman replied, “Buy them at the price you want, Madam. This is a good start for me because I haven't sold a single egg today and I need this to live.”
She bought her eggs at a bargain price and left with the feeling that she had won. She got into her fancy car and went to a fancy restaurant with her friend. She and her friend ordered what they wanted. They ate a little and left a lot of what they had asked for. So they paid the bill, which was $150. The ladies gave $200 and told the fancy restaurant owner to keep the change as a tip.
This story might seem quite normal to the owner of the fancy restaurant, but very unfair to the egg seller. The question it raises is;
Why do we always need to show that we have power when we buy from the needy?
And why are we generous to those who don't even need our generosity?
We once read somewhere that a father used to buy goods from poor people at a high price, even though he didn't need the things. Sometimes he paid more for them. His children were amazed. One day they asked him "why are you doing this dad?" The father replied: "It's charity wrapped in dignity.”
I know that most of you will not share this message, but if you are one of the people who have taken the time to read this far...
Then this message of attempted "humanisation" will have gone one step further in the right direction.

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@Madridebasta78 Tranqui que nos quedan otras 1️⃣5️⃣🏆 por lo menos! 🍻🙃

[MFC1902 @Madridebasta78]

En el 94 marca el portero que lleva el dorsal 94 . Sois un meme @Atleti 🤣🤣🤣

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

JS (TS) ➕ FP ➕ RamdaJS ＝ ♥️

#typescript #javascript #functionalprogramming #fp #ramdajs

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@ray4tesla Does it really matter? 🙄 The main question for me would be… did you enjoy lunch with your family? Did you even taste the food? I wish you did ❤️

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@mattpocockuk I expected this to work 😪

Matt thanksss for your content, it's amazing 💙

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@underscorefunk brand marinade ❤️🤍💙✨

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@benawad I also love relative imports because they give you insights about your level of “coupledn(m)ess” 🤍

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@Madridebasta78 🤍🤍🤍

[MFC1902 @Madridebasta78]

Jarreados y a cuartos @ivanalcalde

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@florinpop17 Chat GPT will know

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@rafrasenberg yy + p

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@ThePrimeagen > “Good” — @jockowillink

https://t.co/E53piKxTV6

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

#12in23 is very addictive and fun

Thanksss @exercism_io 🙏🏻

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@TheJackForge Smart move

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

Which one do you prefer?

Since i've been learning #elixirlang , i'm missing some of its features in javascript land 🥲

For instance, the `cond` control structure in elixir is super-cool but it's possible to abstract something similar in #javascript 😃

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@TheJackForge **no worries** there are plenty of fish in the sea using vscode

[Iván Alcalde @ivanalcalde]

@ThePrimeagen Same 👊🏻