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educator ✊🏼 confectioner 🍓

[Juan Carlos Castillo @_JCCastillo]

Average reading level in the U.S. is 7th grade.

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

@ValentinaForUSA @BarackObama You're a dumb bitch

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

@M1studio @JamesTasha10829 This isn't an active shooter - there's a gun at the school which has led to lockdown but no one has been shot, and the gun has not gone off.

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

@Zapmeup Lmao whatever

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

My grandmother said my curly hair looks beautiful and my grandfather said que me parezco "una gallina culeca" 💀

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

MESSSSIII🥹🥹🥹🥹🎉🎉🎉

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

If @Drake ruined this for Argentina I'll die

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

I'm dressing up as a student for Halloween and I'm so excited. Bought jibbitz and a graphic tee of a band I'll pretend to know nothing about 😂‼️

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

Messages I get from my students 😂😂

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

@Zapmeup The "Good afternoon, do you have any plans for today, have a good day" ?? Because same.

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

LMFAO I wish !!

[andrea @teachbk]

Someone (not in education) was surprised to hear that teachers have to set up their own classrooms.

She thought we had someone to do that for us and we just walk in the first day and start teaching. I had to explain it takes days of prep + physical labor. And we don’t get paid.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

women who have ectopic pregnancies, miscarriages, stillbirths, chemical pregnancies, neonatal pregnancies, or any other life-threatening pregnancy are going to suffer because of a man’s opinion.

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

@Zapmeup The handle of the account lmfao

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

It's me ...

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

I did the thing where I worked for a year straight and am now gonna go blow it all in one month across Europe. I’ll never own a home baby!

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

Congratulations to Bryant Earl for getting his Masters in School Counseling today!
#AU2022

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

I greet my students with -
Hello: freshies, young humans, friends, bébés, or chicken littles 💛

[Dr Jo Hartland 🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @drjohartland]

Question from a pronoun frustrated educator: “But what is a gender neutral way of greeting a room of students?”

Me: “Hello everyone”

🫠

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

How convenient ...

[ivy @ivanapcastillo]

My student's "mother" calls him every single day during my class and our conversation goes exactly the same. Every. Single. Day.
Student: "Ms, can I pick this up? It's my mom"
Me: "No, but I'll answer it for you and remind her you're in class"
Student: "She hung up."
Oh...🧐