Lakony Ivan

Realist|Educationist| Farmer. Apiculture & Livestock| @Manutd|

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

Dear Mexico,

Please Don’t pity South Africa, beat them like they are coming to take your women and jobs.

Yours Sincerely,
53 African countries

[Dr. Katumwa Kenneth 🇺🇬 @dr_katumwa]

Someone said ‘if abortion is murder, then wearing a condom kidnapping’ 😂😂

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

@PeaceVictoria1 Get a copy of " time and time again" by James Hilton.... a good classical book...

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

@PeaceVictoria1 Kinda captivating with " song of soldier". More comic than song of lawino/ocol...

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

@PeaceVictoria1 Artist the ruler... okot p'bitek?

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

@PeaceVictoria1 Of the countless factions and non factions i have read, only one novel closely depicted my personality... watcher in the shadows by Geoffrey Household

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

@PeaceVictoria1 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's one of the habits I can't give up on...

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

@PeaceVictoria1 Or " a modest proposal" Jonathan Swift.

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

@PeaceVictoria1 @Arsenal @ManUtd Manutd fans should fundraise for AAA to help steal that trophy before you guys lift!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

Congratulations @PeaceVictoria1 for being @Arsenal super fan of the season.

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

@PeaceVictoria1 @Arsenal You guys deserve it! Next season @ManUtd will be EPL champions...😜😜

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

@PeaceVictoria1 @Arsenal Anything can happen... let's wait and see!

[Acholi godddd @Acholi_godddd]

Couples should stop this nonsense, when you are getting wedded, married or whatever, you publicize and inform, even invite us, but when you are separating, y'all act like thugs, do it quietly, y'all make us look fools asking about people you separated with a long time ago. Call us for a party and inform all of us that we are no longer together the same way you called us for your wedding, please 🤣🤣🤣🤷

[Tony Otoa @Comrade_Otoa]

“Contented poverty is an honourable estate.” Indeed, if it be contented, it is not poverty at all. It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. What does it matter how much a man has laid up in his safe, or in his warehouse, how large are his flocks and how fat his dividends, if he covets his neighbour’s property, and reckons, not his past gains, but his hopes of gains to come? Do you ask what is the proper limit to wealth? It is, first, to have what is necessary, and, second, to have what is enough.

- Letters from a Stoic

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Larry Madowo’s relationship with Edith Kimani is likely to last a very long time because they both live in separate houses. They only meet when he wants to supply her with high voltage electricity. Even our grandparents used to live in different houses, and that’s why they stayed together till death did them part.

These days, partnerships seem to work best when everyone has their own space especially when kids are not yet involved. Gentlemen, this might just be the secret formula to peace, long life, and low blood pressure.

No arguments over wet towels on the bed, no interrogations about why you came home at 11 p.m, and no being sent to buy onions in the middle of a football match. Love her deeply, spoil her properly, but let everyone sleep in their own kingdom. Sometimes distance doesn’t kill romance, it keeps the batteries fully charged. Stay guided son.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what was wrong with it.

When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.

[Gulu Queen👑 @Miss_Komakech]

The people of Gulu City are not complaining about who owns Oktoberfest... We are just waiting for Okwonga Alfred to bring it again this year but incase you want bring in Junefest please go ahead I don't think Okwonga is stopping anyone 🫴😂

[Lakony Ivan @ivanlakony]

@PeaceVictoria1 @Arsenal An dong bene kica omaka ikom wu! Arem cwiny ne tek okato!. Arsenal mito timo wun nining? Lwak kare ni ka cwako yamo?