I just destroyed my TV in anger. Juventus embarrassed me in front of my family. My 2 kids are crying and scared because I just disassembled the room. I can not do this anymore. Allegri out or my kids won't have dinner until next year. #JuveMilan
Year 2050 Serie D
Juventus 1-4 Pro Vercelli
"Allegri has the trust of the board to continue for another 10 years despite the results." - says Di Marzio Jr.
Here is the amazing thing about Juventus though:
- if a good player with potential (Vlahovic for example) struggles for a bit he’ll be sold immediately
- meanwhile when it’s a player who’s been shit for 5 years (sandro, de sciglio, bonucci, etc), they won’t let him leave
French Juve Twitter is starting an initiative inviting fans to tweet this picture with #AllegriOut under every new tweet from the Juve official Twitter account
1897-2020: Juventus fans celebrate winning trophies and breaking positive records
2021-2023: Juventus fans celebrate their coach calling someone bald, screaming on the sidelines, and saying goofy things in press conferences
"Vlahovic plays in midfield now. I really feel for him, I would like to give him a hug and tell him to hold on for two more months before he can finally make the right decision. His biggest problem because he finds a coach who doesn't know where head and tail are."
- Cassano
"Di Maria was taken by a plague of a coach who plays him 70 meters away from the goal. I hope he either leaves Juve this summer or Allegri is sent away."
- Cassano
Allegri ball:
- score a set piece
- play like shit the whole game
- Allegri screams and makes a scene at 90'
- everyone praises him for screaming like a maniac in that instance
- repeat