Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis

Not into “fun facts.” Editor. Pronounce me:

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

For the record, I am not:
1. a Catholic
2. good at sarcasm & irony
3. intelligent or well-informed

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

Moved to a different website.

[N @dearvotion]

losing it over this proposed redesign of serbian currency

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@zenahitz Gotta follow the English-speaking Orthodox route and have five competing standards instead

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

RFK Jr saying he never knew anybody who was autistic as a kid is particularly galling considering his aunt Eunice founded a day camp for kids with autism in 1962 and founded the Special Olympics in 1968

Just a completely dishonest POS

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@bikeshare Problem’s persisted in a different part of town (after closing and reopening).

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@bikeshare What’s up with this dock that “needs pickups” but has zero bikes?

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT Have a nice day! God loves you.

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT I’m asking because you and I are both human beings, we’re all sinners, and intercessory prayer for our fellow citizens and even our enemies is a good antidote to fear and anger. I’ll pray for you anonymously, Mr. Kilohotel, unless you share your name with me.

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT I’m not asking about the Democratic Party, I’m asking you to pray for me.

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT Of course not! And I think you’ve strayed a bit from the matter at hand, and increasingly I suspect you’re not interested in knowing what I believe. Could you pray for me instead?

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT None of the founders thought anyone would live here, and compromise with racists, respectively.

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT Yes.

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT 123 individuals at Mount Vernon and 600 at Monticello, to begin with.

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT “Cannot ever” is a pretty strong statement for a constitution that changed its mind twice on alcohol in as many decades.

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT I happen to have citizenship (and a wife, and a job and stuff) in the US. Still entitled to believe things, even though my constitutional rights were limited by some bewigged enslavers.

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT I certainly am stupid, but the flag is on account of my family members being bombed right now. No connection to my low IQ, just incidental.

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT Incredibly powerful for the Cow Constitution. Unfortunately laws are for humans.

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT That’s as arbitrary as saying Wyoming’s got too few people to be a state. Why do they get two senators with 100,000 fewer people than us?

[Ivan 🇺🇦✊ Plis @ivanplis]

@NH4freedom @ChrisMurphyCT What’s the alternative?