El Chingón

Live Fit, Feel Fresh. Live your life so beautifully that it pains even Death to end it.

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

I have to act impressed much of the time - not so easily amused but it’s rude not to act excited sometimes 🤷🏽‍♂️

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

While you’re [I’m; we are] sitting there, looking at shiny things, the rest of the world is still going on

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

Get to the mf pain cave

That’s when the work out starts

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

It’s just funny, man - the way people live in speculation

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

Its funny how people don’t take you for face value until you’ve “made it”

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

It’s funny how people tell you they’re proud of you as if they didn’t doubt your vision

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

It’s funny how nobody takes you seriously until you start doing better than them

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

You give me stuck in traffic vibes

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

I can’t touch my toes. Knees feel 60 years old.

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

Ayyo I leave for Mexico in less than two days and I still needa clean all my mf drawls, run 15 miles, get more footage, go to work, drive to Kemah and make it back to the airport on time

[MrMimi ⭕️ @MrMimiEth]

what the metaverse would look like in the real life

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

Fucking at the top of a 14,000 foot mountain lol good times thanks snap chat

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

@kairyssdal Most languages tie back to latin. Corona means crown in Spanish - probably because a similar set of syllables (all words are just made up sounds anyways) meant “crown” in latin. I’m sure you knew all that,

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

Having @ChipotleTweets for the second time today and I am not ashamed

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

Like which one sounds more scary

“I want you for your soul”

Or

“I want you for your flesh”

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

@ChipotleTweets ayyo, are you looking for any amateur runners to sponsor? I eat a bowl like 6 days a week, let’s work something out

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

Sometimes the only wrong answer is not answering the fucking question lol 🤦🏽‍♂️

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

Restrain leads to resentment. Let’r riiip bby

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

The culture at taste never fails to amuse me. Work hard play hard bayBeee

[El Chingón @ivansincredible]

I hope the sex you have leaves you squirming and feeling wholesome & loved