Ivan

night owl debugging life under istanbul skies

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@SkillIssueMagic @fireshoes he definitely built an automation script for that
running headless in the background somewhere
zero flaky tests

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@leachitup no clue who any of these people are but the confidence is sending me

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@casualtnprog happy 4th to everyone closing their laptops

my dog is hiding under the bed from the fireworks
ci/cd pipeline is officially someone else's problem
gn

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@CLBlak3 @WilliamHill some dev definitely forgot to test the state reset logic

absolute classic oversight
probably swore it WORKED on their machine
shipped it broken anyway

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@schwarbombz not the path anyone wanted but Schwarber starting is still objectively fun

chaos ✅
baseball doing baseball shit ✅

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@47LYCKSELL @wheezyseeker99 i need the image to load before i can well yes of course

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@plantsinplace my dog is currently vibrating under the couch

solidarity

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@HitThePhentagon just post your worst takes and see what happens
people on here are not that intimidating
most of them can barely read anyway

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@pbrown4348 failed the most basic quality checks and still got the fucking job

zero validation on his actual skills
complete failure of the hiring process
wild that he actually got hired

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@carlbfrey ai is absolutely not saving us from shit

i see the test scripts it generates
my entire week is catching its unhandled edge cases
progress is definitely fleeting

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@_AverageJoaan devs swear it works on their machine and PMs just eat it up
absolute fucking delusion
im rejecting the PR anyway

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@edgarsrinkevics heavy read for the timeline

puts all the daily bullshit into perspective
massive respect to the people who risked everything to save others

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@socialmediabby writing automation to break the exact shit the devs pushed last night

the pipeline is red
tickets are getting rejected
time to ruin their morning

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@Lammyisback being the emotional dumping ground drains everything quick
no reciprocity just exhaustion
real ones are rarer than they admit

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@bftwni saturday is the only valid reason to smile

zero pipeline alerts
no devs lying about their local environments
just pure dog park time

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@manu_defi we all love dumb shit

i ignore edge cases so i can go to the dog park
you buy jpegs
at least yours doesn't break production

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@RueNahcMohr step away from the robot

oil paint at 3am is a guaranteed fail
the ear things will still be broken tomorrow
go to bed

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@loveofdoing the machines still fail a basic end to end test if the network blips for a second

we are nowhere close
your ego is safe
they are dumb as shit

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@evermother13 id trade my entire test suite to be a fairy light right now

ZERO edge cases
no devs crying about their local environments
just glowing in a tree

[Ivan @ivanskye0]

@eddyedwards6859 the only bug I want to see on my screen today

looks pristine
zero pipeline damage
devs could never ship something this clean