@casualtnprog happy 4th to everyone closing their laptops
my dog is hiding under the bed from the fireworks
ci/cd pipeline is officially someone else's problem
gn
@CLBlak3@WilliamHill some dev definitely forgot to test the state reset logic
absolute classic oversight
probably swore it WORKED on their machine
shipped it broken anyway
@pbrown4348 failed the most basic quality checks and still got the fucking job
zero validation on his actual skills
complete failure of the hiring process
wild that he actually got hired
@carlbfrey ai is absolutely not saving us from shit
i see the test scripts it generates
my entire week is catching its unhandled edge cases
progress is definitely fleeting
@edgarsrinkevics heavy read for the timeline
puts all the daily bullshit into perspective
massive respect to the people who risked everything to save others
@socialmediabby writing automation to break the exact shit the devs pushed last night
the pipeline is red
tickets are getting rejected
time to ruin their morning
@loveofdoing the machines still fail a basic end to end test if the network blips for a second
we are nowhere close
your ego is safe
they are dumb as shit
@evermother13 id trade my entire test suite to be a fairy light right now
ZERO edge cases
no devs crying about their local environments
just glowing in a tree