Man does it feel gross to apply for a job at a place that just laid a fuck ton of people off, but idk shit about making my own multi billion dollar company so here we are.
I keep getting ads for a $38 soap brick and I hate to admit it but bar soap is the only nice, niche thing I have left. If Big Soap takes this from me, idk man. How the fuck do you even arrive at $38 for soap
I’ve read the phrase “boiled piss” or some derivative no fewer than 6 times this morning. I’m really going to miss the English influence when this season is over in an hour
Rendering myself unhirable by answering truthfully when start ups ask “why do you want to work for us?”. Like you need a senior SME and I need a paycheck. No one knows your 30-person company, get over yourself
When you’re waiting on a single recruiter to message you back and you finally get a notification and it says “thank you for your payment!” <<<<<<
I think from now on, I’m not discussing problems that aren’t mine after three (3) days. Either talk to that person you’ve got beef with or punch them, idc just don’t exhaust me anymore man.
Playing this fun game where my mom sends me an AI doorbell cam video of children playing with wild animals and I tell her it’s AI and she calls me an asshole