Lawrence Quill

If there's something else beyond this life, I pray there's no Internet.

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@nobleisawinner A bloke who needs a shave.

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@_josephine0_ Someone who can cook a breakfast without cremating it.

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@Ryanair Yeah, another law suit's just what you need. Best you stick the price of peanuts up to six quid eh.

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@MrJamesMay No, mine was the other way up.

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@Hasnain414109 @TRobinsonNewEra Yawn... another combative agenda dressed up as a reasonable comment. The world has woken up thanks to this brave individual.

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The religion of peace are extra peaceful at Ramadan.

Literally battering each other at mosque because their wasn't enough sweets to go round.

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@ClarksonsFarm1 When I was a teenager, my Mum would warn us about unattended packages and suitcases with the IRA blowingup shopping precincts. She'd say goodbye to us like it was the last time She'd see us. There's always a bogeyman somewhere Jeremy. The more you worry, the bigger they get.

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@KirstieMAllsopp ...it has to stop... because you say so?? Get a grip, and a sense of perspective.

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@UltraTERF_Sara @basilthegreat Would you have me fillet a beef joint with a spoon?! It's not the knifes fault. A sharpened toothbrush is a favoured prison weapon apparently. Shall we ban those as well?

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@GarethI5 @TRobinsonNewEra Put it like this: I'm at home, just peacefully getting on with my life, and there's a knock on the door. It's a bloke from Iraq and a few of his mates and they have decided that they too would like to live in my home. I haven't courted this intrusion, the answer is simply no.

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@Rishistaxreturn @AlisonMoyet I'm sure numnut should have a b in it numbnut.

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@PilotDDare @MrJamesMay Point of order: Misuse of a capital letter.

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@g_gosden Over, used, punctuation. Thin, woke, trigger-happy, cry-baby.

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@Nigel_Farage Splendid. Where's the queue to custard pie that useless quisling Starmer?

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@sophielouisecc Isn't it incredible. Not one, not a single person I know, or have spoken to, has actually admitted to voting for Labour. So where are they? Where are the contented consumers of this hellbound hand-cart, standing up for their team of champions? #yourenotsinginganymore

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@AlisonMoyet #wankynerdyreply
Type it on a laptop, email to phone then copy and paste it in to a text.

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@Nigel_Farage Wot no beer?!

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@narindertweets OK, you find yourself at an international cricket match - England v India - who are you hoping to win? Whether you follow cricket or not, your answer, your honest answer, is where you nationally identify.

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@AlisonMoyet @shallis_peter Blimey. ... I just asked a French man to pronounce your surname for me and the two syllables were pronounced "MWAH" "YAY".

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@AlisonMoyet @shallis_peter ...I'm interested to know how your name should be pronounced Alison. Could it be spelt phonetically to sound the way it should be pronounced? (From an original fan of The Vicars @ The Grand in Leigh on Sea. And that old Super dream you used to buzz about on)