My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.
to all boys—
one day you will be holding your sobbing daughter in your arms wanting to do absolutely nothing but destroy the boy that broke her heart. only to realize that you used to be the same guy.
I’ve never been good at song lyrics but I’ve been singin about takin my horse to the hotel room for a week now & considering the name of the song is old town road I feel like this is an unmatched level of dumb