Ivyisms

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"Remember that time we had to jump a person?" (She was talking about helping someone jump off their car.) 😂😂😂

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"Hey! You smacked me with your meat!" #grocerystoretrips #lifeofa7yearold #2ndgradeprobz #ivyisms

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Guess what Daddy? ...I WORKOUT! ...AND I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT! #2ndgradeprobz #lifeofa7yearold #ParentingWinOrFail

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"Well, if Daddy doesn't. I will marry you!" Not sure it works that way either... "Girls can get married to girls!" 😑😂😁

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*Dead Silence* "I want you and Daddy to get married... TODAY." Not sure it works that way...

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*Sees chocolate on elbow* *Proceeds to lick* #chocoholic #lifeofa7yearold #2ndgradeprobz

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*Sees my leg popped up under the blanket* Are you pregnant right now?! (She saw me yesterday)😑 #2ndgradeprobz #shitivysays #lifeofa7yearold

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Pineapple juice makes me poop. #2ndgradeprobz #shitivysays #pineapplejuiceprobz #lifeofa7yearold