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My oldest has caught the #RunningBug!
Proud dad moment - my work ethic is rubbing off on him
But there's a twist! π
He's not just a chip off the old block
He's a lightning bolt!
Now he's outpacing me in races - it's a love/hate thing! π
π₯ #ParentingWinOrFail? π€π
Toddler, every morning before school, asks me why he canβt wear his pajamas all day.
And truth be told...
I really canβt think of a *good* reason why he shouldnβt π€·π»ββοΈπ #ToddlerLife #parenting #parentingwinorfail
Just Macgyvered a diaper out of some children's underware, a sanitary napkin and a plastic bag. #parentingwinorfail?
struggling to change 2 year olds diaper and he said βmomma when you so mad you want to roar take a breath and count to fourβ so my kid is totally learning coping techniques but he may be watching too much tv. #parentingwinorfail #danieltiger #momlife
When your #preschooler is playing with your #toddler like heβs a dog,
but youβre maybe a paragraph away from finishing a chapter, so you allow it . . .
#amwriting #writerslife #toddlerlife #parentingwinorfail πΆ
My 5y/o just walked into my room, all sleepy-eyed and gave me the heavy metal hand signal. #parentingwinorfail
Went to buy my new glasses and walk in and Gia rappin along to Easy E's My Six-four. #parentingwinorfail
My 5yo told her teacher for Mothers' Day she's making me porridge and wine for breakfast in bed π³ #parentingwinorfail #MothersDay #7amwine
#Parentingwinorfail - not changing the time on the living room clock and sending the kid to bed early without knowing them knowing πππ
Me: SIT in your chair.
E: No.
Me: Do you want a time out?
E: Yes.
Me: Ok. Letβs go.
E runs to time out spot
#ParentingWinOrFail #toddlerlife
@maxWrottesley @starwars My 9 year old gets to see it before me. Is it bad to be jealous of your kid? #ParentingWinOrFail #MakeMaxAJedi
Connor is walking around "conducting" an orchestra yelling CreeeSHONDO!! #LittleEinsteinsMeetsPentecost #LordHelp #ParentingWinOrFail
Guess what Daddy? ...I WORKOUT! ...AND I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT! #2ndgradeprobz #lifeofa7yearold #ParentingWinOrFail
I'm not saying that I'm a parenting expert per say, but I did teach my kid how to use their shoe to open a soda can. #parentingwinorfail
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