ivy

find what brings you joy and go there

[ivy @ivycado]

not me getting drunk off my ass celebrating fasching even tho im not giving up alcohol for fasting season

[Muriel @murielthequeen]

The #RHOBH did Paris Hilton's iPod...

[꒰ა Taledo ໒꒱ 🤘🎙 Returning Soon... @AyoTaledo]

This rule actually comes in clutch so often it’s insane

[ivy @ivycado]

ya wow im so excited to be visiting home after 3.5 yrs so that all these bitches can ask why i dont have a boyfriend

[ivy @ivycado]

once when i was fucked up at ponchos the dude said “hablas español?” to which i responded with “nein”

[demitria @wannabfisherman]

drinking one glass of wine and texting everyone I love "Hi"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[ivy @ivycado]

imagine being an elementary school teacher and kids just coming up to you randomly telling you they lost a tooth

[ivy @ivycado]

how to tell within the first two words that a german wrote the email: “hello together”

[steph @steph_mcca]

me and the boys are shotgunning beers to Fade Into You by mazzy star

[ivy @ivycado]

stop hating on people who like california rolls, its tastes fucking good ok

[calypso🐚 ⸆⸉ @_AsToldByVenus]

brb

[ivy @ivycado]

nothin sucks more than fuckin traffic on the fuckin autobahn this shit got me goin 0 fuckin kmph