ivy hurst

call it like I see it

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

Has anyone called a physic yet? What’s the plan here Covid? #whenisitover 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

@KennedyKay9 Amen

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

Girls always be taking prenatal vitamins to get their hair and nails to grow. #youmightwannastop

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

You’re know you’re old when you can remember looking up rodeo cities on a map like playing a game of Bingo G3, B1

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

If you ever wanna know how much belly fat you actually have....just do a plank and look at your tummy 🤣😩

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

For those of you who don’t believe in building the wall, what if they did away with airport security check points? Would you still get on the plane? Basically the same thing! If you want to pass through the check point legally we will allow you to cross or fly!

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

@_IvyConrado Why do they only talk to you if you win🤷‍♀️ isn’t that whey they’re supposed to shun you?

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

Eyebrows...... I don’t get all the hype 🤷‍♀️ like seriously, girls are making eyebrow appointments like hair appointments?!

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

When girls run their rodeo horse at the big 4D races and he places in 2D, they always say “he only runs good in front of a crowd, he won’t run at a jackpot” ummm No Honey, you just saying that cause you just got beat.

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

Is it bad I don’t even know who’s playing in the super bowl 🤷‍♀️#beenalilbusy

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

Is it really necessary to post the same damn thing on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat and Twitter!?🤷‍♀️🤣#pickone #weseeyou #stopit

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

@layton_little Practically got frisked to watch the slack

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

Do you ever get jealous of other people and wanna have a pity party, only to stop and look around and realize you actually have it better the them 🤦‍♀️

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

Why do we say something is pretty ugly? Which is it, pretty or ugly 🤷‍♀️

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway 🤷‍♀️

[ivy hurst @ivyhurst18]

Headed home from Denver only to see a mile marker 419.99. The state can’t leave 420 up, constantly gets stolen 🤣