Ivy Decker

I anything can't do right since because pickles. Writer, comedian, embroiderer. She/Her

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

Not finding your name on a personalized keychain: sad
Not having your name mentioned in Mambo Number 5: TRAGIC

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

The day you switch from Legolas to Aragorn is the day you become a woman

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

Every day at 5pm a McDonald’s fountain Dr Pepper speaks to me like the green goblin mask

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

You know I got that thing on me (bottle of tylenol)

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

Buying prime for the express purpose of getting a duel disk as quickly as possible

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

My favorite way to fold a fitted sheet is by giving up

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

Why does typing ‘the Beatles’ into the Spotify search bar make me feel dumb. As if I don’t know who they are

[aquila 🫀 @belllmonts]

me when i feel that first chill in the air

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

do you agree with him

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

Normalize “chat” and “gamers” as common gender-neutral greetings

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

@derekspinell @KoopyGBC Life changing honestly

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

They should introduce YouTube wrapped. I need to know how many times I’ve rewatched Jenny nicholson’s starcruiser video bc it has to be nearing double digits

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

Hoping to meet my husband this year in a Spirit Halloween

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

I want to get a masters in film just to write a thesis on how homoerotic this movie is

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

Do you think the 3 guys in the Jaws boat explored each other’s bodies

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Sounds like somebody forgot to leave the compass behind because it’ll only slow us down

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

Vibes are spot on tbh

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

*Cries in Daichi*

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

@FLoaBComic Ferrrrrrrrn

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

Me every time I rewatch Haikyuu season 2

[Ivy Decker @ivyjune12]

Her name is JK Rowling because that’s what you wish she was - just kidding