Troy

Cubs. Bears. Penguins (both the bird and the team). I pretend to know things about rhetoric and composition.

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4 years old. Autism. Two open heart surgeries. And she's the one that holds me.

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PCA just took a DIP, man. Holy crap.

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I think the absolute scariest thing about President Trump is that he's either right/wins, or the other side cheated/hates America/etc.

It's exactly how you turn yourself into an idol.

Now where have I been warned about idols before? 🤔

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"Smart people don't like me, you know?"

-President Trump

It's one of my favorite quotes, not because of what it says, but because of what it implies in reverse.

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The only person I'm aware of that is totally without blame or need of criticism was killed about two thousand years ago.

If you cannot critique your president/politician, think about what you're implying.

To quote Incubus:

"You're no Jesus, you're no f@#€ing Elvis"

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I mean wow

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Without looking at season stats, it seems the Mets aren't particularly good at defense.

#hottake

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Without looking at season stats, it seems the Mets aren't particularly good at defense.

#hottake

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We are cursed in a different way now.

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One of the most difficult and dynamic aspects of my life is my wife is smoking hot and I'm an idiot.

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As a person who has never watched soccer but has attempted to do so during FIFA, let me break it down:

60% watching people run around
35% people flopping in fake pain
5% exciting moments

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@ThePromoguy123 I got it back at -120

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RFK Jr. "I believe that screenings are critical for healthcare"

Also RFK Jr. "We're going to cut programs that fund screening for breast cancer"

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And don't get this confused. I freaking love my country. I love the fact that I can criticize it. When you can't criticize something without being villianized, it's no longer love. It's something far more dangerous.

I love my country. I love it's people. I hate it's leaders.

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Also, I've recently read criticism of science.

Do scientists get stuff wrong? All the time. Here's the difference though. Science LOVES to prove itself wrong. If will ADMIT it is wrong. Because we all make mistakes.

Something American leadership knows absolutely nothing about.

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Here's the deal. Do I care about the UFC/White House? Not really.

Know what I do care about? Lying.

If you don't think he's lied to you, then is anything I'm going to say going to change your mind? Unlikely.

I can provide a list though. It's enormous. Lies and double standards

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@ThePromoguy123 I know this might sound weird... But I freaking love you, man. Lol

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Ugh. It's over.

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Can't see the game today (thank God).

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Team is totally defeated. They are losing before the games even begin.

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I don't like it.

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Today's roster moves presented by @NuveenInv:

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Proposed new law that "makes it harder to vote"

Ok, so I take a look and here's what I learned

1) Military ID? Not enough. You can die for your country, but it's not enough to vote

2) Women who change their names after marriage? Would have to pay to get an updated certificate