izy

she/they ✦ asd/adhd/eds/etc. ✦ 🌱 ✦ 🏳️‍⚧️/🏳️‍🌈/🏴‍☠️ ✦ 🖤/❤️ ✦ keeping the halloween theme until the world is no longer objectively horrifying

[izy @ivyleefay]

if any of my twitter friends would like to stay connected with me through some other means, please message me privately 💚

i'd love to be more active on here, but i can't figure out a way to curate my feed in such a way that it doesn't fill me with sadness

[Ron Gilbert - Not here anymore, on Mastodon now @grumpygamer]

A little something we've been working on for the past 2 years in complete secrecy.

https://t.co/qwmxpYjpe5

[izy @ivyleefay]

@zoelouturner @EltonCastee Mackie and Amanda/‘The Spooky Boos’ 👻 seconded! https://t.co/m3xuXIK0GN

[izy @ivyleefay]

if any of my twitter friends would like to stay connected with me through some other means, please message me privately 💚

i'd love to be more active on here, but i can't figure out a way to curate my feed in such a way that it doesn't fill me with sadness

[izy @ivyleefay]

i've been taking a break from twitter, but i thought i should dip a toe in again, in an attempt to be a bit more connected with the wider world

almost immediately i feel depressed

[izy @ivyleefay]

i am the 1% 🦉🇯🇵🦉🇨🇳🦉

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I don’t really know why but huskies screaming is always so funny to me. What is wrong with these guys

[izy @ivyleefay]

@nataliereed84 i am trying to gummy scream but my mouth is gummy thicc and the slap of my gummy cheeks keeps alerting the guards

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

Same script run by Bari Weiss and Andrew Sullivan, who both quit their jobs claiming a woke mob ran them out

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

This black people vs queer people conversation is very draining for Black Queer people.

[izy @ivyleefay]

@thornhawthorne

[izy @ivyleefay]

@brynismyname mild American mustard. it’s not really something i use on its own, but over the years i’ve surprised myself with how versatile it can be, as an addition to sauces in various cuisines

mustard + apricot jam + dark honey soy sauce + a dash of onion & garlic powder = delicious

[izy @ivyleefay]

@antiterfbutch no. the world needs anti-TERF butches 💚

[izy @ivyleefay]

@ZOE_SEQ (picking up a brick, confused) “you… want us to throw these at you?”

[David Lo Pun-ch Nazis @helpmeskeletor]

People saying ‘did you even watch the show?’ to trans people about Chapelle are aware it’s harmful and are relying on that to declare a win.

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

at some point stand up comedy became more “confessional” and rooted in “telling it how it is” and every comedian doing that knows damn well how unfair it is to hide behind the “I’m just telling jokes!” defense. you’re not doing knock knock jokes, you’re Preaching With Quips.

[izy @ivyleefay]

@StopTweetingMia that’s why i follow @Chinchillazllla 🐷

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

my school’s janitor is so clingy

[STREET ART UTOPIA 🖼️ @StreetArtUtopia]

Roly-poly! Roly-poly, he uses the stairs of the house house ... ︎‼ ︎ Welcome ~! 😂