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life’s a cow and i’m gonna milk it

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[۟ @filmfae]

girls hbo is a cautionary tale about how you can’t just settle for the first guy who matches your freak if he sucks in every other way. i’m always saying this

[liz 🫧 @L1fafaforSale]

reminds me of the time someone responded like this to my hinge prompt which led to me crying for several hours and culminated in me deleting my ac

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

[the dutchess of bushwick @ktrivs]

in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime

[Laza @Laza_Bautista]

Bout 250 Mexican kids in 10 years gonna have to explain why they named Shohei Rodriguez

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

you really have to channel your inner Charlotte York and be delusional as hell

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[jár @jarodzsz]

tay writing a song calling charli a coke whore when charli was literally singing about buying a gun and killing herself because she's so insecure

[✶ @uxcel]

genuinely hope life is kinder and softer in october, in every single way

[Jessicunt @jessicnnt]

this is what intimacy is about to me, the literal phenomenon of remembering ppl in ways they’ve forgotten themselves

[🍄 @ivylorder]

my love of biceps has led me down some really dark paths lol

[𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐫 @EmperorWebmc]

nobody seen you at your worse more than the workers at a store u live 1 min away from

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I’m sorry but if a recent CS graduate turned down a job for work life balance after an *interview* you must have said absolutely heinous things about the hours lol

[rj @rjjerkingit]

laughed out loud picturing this image while briefly considering making a cornstarch slurry.
its getting worse doc

[trish @ultragloss]

twilight in the morning with coffee and a bagel smuggled into the theater. break for brunch & mimosas, return buzzed for new moon. double feature with eclipse. dinner and drinks, back in time for breaking dawn part 1. popcorn, candy, movie theater wine, breaking dawn part 2. club

[444 @down444mars]

I know an afters when I see one