Ivy Siebert

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@trox_news I feel like they’ve said this before so hopefully it really happens this time!

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@trox_news I watched it through the skylight in my bathroom sitting in the bathtub with a bottle of moscato in a wine chiller next to me while reading Gone Girl

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Survivor 50 yesterday, Bridgerton today, Traitors finale and reunion tonight, if that isn’t prime energy for my 30th birthday I don’t know what is

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Watching Olympic figure skating with my 6 year old daughter
Me: Wow watch them spin, aren’t they so beautiful?
Her: They look like they’re being flushed down the toilet

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Happy to tell my parent’s flying monkey ornament that he’s relevant again

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I’m in my friends wedding this weekend and she let the bridesmaids pick the songs we’re walking out to with our groomsman at the reception. I can’t wait to tell this guy I’ve never met that I picked Pirates of the Caribbean and I got us eyepatches

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The itinerary I received for a bachelorette party three weeks in advance vs the one Wes received for a bachelor party 9 pm the night before

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Nothing for a confidence boost like your five year old daughter pointing at your boobs in a swimsuit and asking “what are those and why are yours so small?”

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I asked Wes if he wanted me to do a dramatic reading of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven” before the game tonight and he said the only Allen we rep in this house is Josh Allen 🙄

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I need to know if other Americans have September 11th memorial ornaments for their Christmas tree or if it’s just my family

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Girl group chat message of the day

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Just got my oil changed for the first time in a while and the dealership left a special little reminder for me 😂 I’ll do better from now on Kia, I promise 🙏🏼

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And that’s how the dumbest joke of all time turned him into a right wing icon for the day. All these Wisconsin dads kept stopping him and asking for pictures and telling him how much they liked his shirt and he only got to Joe Mama one person

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Wes’s favorite joke is setting people up to ask him “Joe who?” So he can say “Joe Mama!” So my dad bought him this shirt for Christmas and he decided to wear it to the Renaissance fair yesterday and guess what news we found out when we got there

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@j_spathies Right?! I’m glad someone else appreciates this too

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I bought a copy of collected poems by W.B. Yates from a used book store and when I got home I realized its last owner left some pressed plants in it and it made me so happy

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Watching Bridgerton with my mom and she just looked at me and said “Jane Austen wrote this right?”

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One minute you’re a 21 year old college cheerleader competing at NCA Nationals, and the next you’re a 28 year old who threw your back out from the combination of vomiting and laying on the bathroom floor from the stomach virus you got from your toddler. Time really does fly 😅

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The Pirates of the Caribbean has undoubtedly the best theme song in movie history. If you hear it and it doesn’t make you want to sword fight we can’t be friends