andy 🪐

You’re all my studio audience

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

gm to everyone who always hated pictures of themselves until they woke up one day and decided to stop all that nonsense ❤️

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

sittin in the exit row on a plane really is like oh you want some extra leg room? you ready to die for it??

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

no i love having an absolute piece of human garbage as a president why do you ask

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Do you think it would have been fitting to lower the flags for Melissa Hortman who was killed as well?

Trump: Uh, I’m not familiar, who?

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

the cleveland browns literally have an orange helmet without a logo on it it’s not even close

[ProLine Mockups @ProLineMockups]

What's the worst logo here?

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

@anj_wilkinson bro that’s what i’m sayin you’re tellin me life is a highway is rated AFTER lightyear? nah that’s crazy

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

i will not stand for monsters university being so low on this list

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Rotten Tomatoes scores for all the Pixar films 🍅

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

if you want something different than the typical hbo formula, Our Flag Means Death for sure

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What’s an HBO series (that’s not The Wire, The Sopranos or GOT) that y’all would recommend?

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

bro the comments below this make me so sick. lemme put this as plainly as possible- if you let a woman’s past with however many sexual partners ruin your future with her when she’s actively choosing you now.. then yes, you are in fact a little bitch boy. just grow tf up bruh

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

“I remember all the men that have been inside of me, and I have a husband, and that’s okay!” Brooo… imagine your wife saying that?! Men, is it insecure to care about a woman’s past?

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

what’s funny is that she is actually making this wide open, uncontested lay up look very much not easy 🤣

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Angel Reese making it look easy 😤

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

prove themselves and solidly something great. i get it’s not as glamorous as a team threepeating, sure. but the league has never had this many superstars spread across so many teams. so i’m kinda pumped to see this series. i have high hopes for it that itll be one to remember

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

“we don’t have dynasties, we got debuts” both teams are very young and have rising superstars. they beat dynasties to get here. honestly it’s almost got a lil bit of the 91 bulls buzz like could either of these squads be the next big dynasty? i’m excited. this is a bad take bruh

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

"I'm not that excited for these NBA Finals. ... I like superstars in the NBA Finals and we don't really have that... I'm gonna bash Adam Silver here...you're the reason we've got this."

Jason Mcintyre on the Pacers-Thunder matchup.

(via @TheHerd)

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

i guess my point is is every dynasty had a debut and that while yes it’s fun to see steph and lebron battle, truthfully we’re in a transition period where all of the big name superstars are old af and there’s an abundance of young rising superstars and this is an opportunity to+

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

and that’s on generational trauma

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Damn -- RFK Jr is startled by a demonstrator who starts yelling behind him and is then hauled out

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

it’s time we have a conversation about eternals because this shit is unacceptable

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Rotten Tomatoes scores for every MCU film released after #AvengersEndgame 🍅

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

oh he about to beat the absolute brakes off the warriors he is foaming at the mouth rn i just know it

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

New Look ANT. 🔥

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

omg bruh doesn’t even know about red lightsabers 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

The official White House account posted an AI-generated image of Donald Trump with a red lightsaber for #StarWarsDay

The caption claims they’re fighting Sith Lords — and calls the 'Radical Left Lunatics' the Empire

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

answer, yes

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

is this dude fucking dumb

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Donald Trump claims he is placing a 100% tariff on all films produced outside of America that are brought into the country.

“Any and all movies coming into our country that are produced in Foreign Lands. WE WANT MOVIES MADE IN AMERICA, AGAIN!”

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

toothless with teeth… huh.. interesting choice. yay so glad the live action is getting made 🙄

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

i choose to believe that cap knew he could pick it up since this moment so he faked not being able to for thor only to wait til THE MOMENT he needed to

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

Ten years since the Avengers vs Mjolnir.

Stream Marvel Studios' #Avengers: Age of Ultron on @DisneyPlus!

[andy 🪐 @iwantc_andy]

luka, lebron, and giannis would probably be the greatest trio in recent nba history. but it’s not the right fit. there is only one correct answer to the exact right point guard giannis should be paired with in the future and that is trae young

[Cades Attorney 💼👨🏾‍💼 @CadesAttorney]

I know a guard that get you lobs all day and score at will