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Public school teacher and upstanding citizen, please follow me.

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Caught shitting in the urinal before freshman orientation. Told the kid I was a janitor just testing the system. Hopefully I don’t have him as a student 😬

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Bro people be like “cancer sucks” and then go to Disneyland for free.

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Based

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@Waitrapp Yo chris gimme money I need it

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I lost my catheter when I stood up it hurts so bad no me gusta

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@defkidd @POTUS Joe Biden

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@POTUS ratio

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@RealKraftMayo @steak_umm Is it normal to eat Mayo out of a bowl with a spoon?

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@dominos I need a pizza rn

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@therealdonadtrump why did you name your wife malaria

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@MichelleObama are you a man

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@DrBiden does Biden have a big D

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@iamcardib what size your tatas

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Happy 9/11

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What will you bring in your back to school bag?

Here’s what our younger allies are recommending!

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@TomiLahren You’re pretty hot for a lesbian

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@MollyJongFast Feet pics?

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@PinkNews women moment

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@MollyJongFast I friggin shat in a urinal on god

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@shannonrwatts I eat dogs.

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I guess they aren’t the Based Broadcasting Network after all 😔

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BBC rejects claim it 'cancelled' and 'boycotted' anti-trans author Helen Joyce https://t.co/5x9MQJmUgo