Logan Black

I'm a straight man who drinks straight whiskey. What more do you need to know?

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

You shake it twice and you're playin' with it. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

My dick makes a damn decent shadow. And dammit I'm proud.
#cusimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I don't watch glee. I watch Swamp People #cuzimaman.

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

Wearing a condom is like smelling a rose with a gas mask on. Or like not putting syrup on pancakes. It sucks and sucks. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I will never own a nancy little purse puppy. They're nothing more than glorified rats with more hair. I rock a pit bull. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

My balls are only as clean as they need to be #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I turn girls in to women, and women into mothers. And not always in that order #cuzimaman
Happy Mothers Day

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

Dog... a mans best friend. Really? I'd probably say the strip club was my best friend. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I like really young girls with really big tits #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I keep my condoms and toothbrush in the same spot. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I don't shit when I want to, I shit when I need too. But on second thought I will shit whenever, and wherever I damn well please. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I don't need to wear underwear #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I don't wear jeans that hug my nutsack #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

When we talk about sex it's bragging but if a female talks about sex she's a slut. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I typically laugh after cumming on a girls face. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I only cry at funerals and the grand canyon. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

waking up to grabbing my cock and saying thank you. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

I sit on @is_anyone_up's website 75% of the time I'm online just jerking off to slut bags #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

Ice is the only appropriate mixer. #cuzimaman

[Logan Black @iwasdrunk]

This is not a "follow-up tweet." I never follow. #cuzimaman