I have realized that most men who do not love women as they are, chaotic creators, are already dead inside. It's simply impossible to not adore women, they are artists that bring joy in this world. Beautiful creatures. Us men are brutes.
🚨 BREAKING: my cardiologist’s sister lives next door to Mitch McConnell—she confirms that he is DEAD.
He coded at his house, paramedics never got a pulse back. He’s stored in a cooler at a local mortuary.
Apparently they made close friends & relatives sign NDAs
If you think I’m lying, you can just show us Mitch McConnell. 💁🏻♀️