“remind me your age again”
“you should listen to your grownups”
“im way too grown for you sweetheart”
“you’re so mature for your age”
“im old enough to be your dad”
<3
rlly wanna jerk him off while he's playing his nerdy little games. speeding up n calling him a good boy whenever he gets a kill, but stopping to bully him when he gets too distracted hehe