FATHER OF ALL NATIONS

Writer & Chelsea loyalist 💙| Crafting words by day, screaming at screens by night | Naija pride 🇳🇬 | Grace over goals | RTs = vibes only

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

A Short Story of What Happened Yesterday

Yesterday, during our inter-community match between two quarters in my community, everyone was marveled at the stunning saves I was pulling off. We were underrated, so we kept fighting hard for a win.

In the second half, it started raining. Just after the rain stopped, I had my first muscle spasm. I was quickly attended to, and we continued the match. My teammates became afraid, but God gave me the strength to hold the ball and make the crucial save.

However, a short while later, the muscle spasm struck again — this time in both legs. I couldn’t move. In all my years of playing football, I had never experienced such a severe muscle spasm.

I was crying and shouting that this wasn’t ordinary. “How can this be happening to me?” I thought. After spending a long time on the pitch, my brother quickly rushed me to the hospital. Our second goalkeeper continued the match, and by God’s grace, we won.

But I still wasn’t myself. It felt as if I had suffered a stroke. I couldn’t walk and I was shaking uncontrollably.

At that moment, my mum wasn’t comfortable anymore. She quickly took me to a traditional doctor, and I saw something I never expected — a cow bone 🦴 and a stone were brought out from my leg. The person said they had done it to me so that I would leave the field and allow their team to score a goal.

Thank God we won the match, and I am fine now.
Thank God! 🙏

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

How could people be so wicked 😭😭

How can you be using dark magic in local community football? 🥲🥲🥲

[Gen Sammy🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Therealsampuff]

It’s is always easy to enter problem but to come out of it is another problem 😂😂

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@Therealsampuff Wahala 😂

[Annie▫️ @AnnUdoh5]

He Who Hinders His BROTHER From Becoming A King Will NOT Have A BROTHER As A KING.

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@AnnUdoh5 Increase the volume please

[FreddieOfArsenal @Goddidddddd]

@AnnUdoh5 Gbam

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

Many people are complaining that their X revenue has been paused.

After grinding for so many years to earn from X, I don’t want to hear any excuses when it’s my turn to start getting paid.

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@SirDavidBent Make them no tell me rubbish when it's time for me to start receiving mine after how many years of grinding o

[ColdFire  @Okujuruoyi]

Someone asked me,

"What do you want now?"

I said,

"Something simple.

A life that feels safe.
A love I don't have to question.
And a peace that doesn't disappear the moment I'm alone."

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@Okujuruoyi May you receive your heart desires

[Tsohonsoja Nigeria 🇳🇬 @AbbaTsohonsoja]

What’s one thing you wish you could forget before going to bed tonight?

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@AbbaTsohonsoja That I'm broke 😔

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@Therealsampuff Bread don turn to one wrap of Fufu

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@yo_marvv Your heavy na view once

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@likkleddon Nope

[Robinsongodwin @Robinsondollar]

Dinner don show.

Fork or spoon?

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@Robinsondollar Wetin do my hand?

[JOHN BLACK @jonhson_benson]

Pls add more beer am passing through a lot🥺

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@jonhson_benson After you don regain yourself you will still come back to it

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

Will I be arrested and prosecuted if I come out openly and confess that I used to steal my mum's money and meat from her pot of soup before?

[FATHER OF ALL NATIONS @Iwilltelldaddy]

@jonhson_benson Somewhere in Nigeria 😅