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i just retweet funny shit

[shibshabyuri @shibshabyuri]

in Bed 😊😊 homewrok not done 😊😊 hair not washed 😊😊 room not clean 😊😊 twitter time!!

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

Huge for fans of four-letter words

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

Me when I Eat the lentils of Forgetfulness

[242 🐎🇳🇬🐎 @yapture]

Every time I get home from work I have to instantly hit one of these or I feel like kiIIing myself

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

My dick stench is so bad that you can smell it through your car vents if you drive past me, like fresh roadkill

[mads 🐞🤠🌪️ | 3-1 @godlightshorses]

“this substance has high potential for abuse”
every adhd person ive interacted with: “i forgot to take my medication for the 64th day in a row”

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

hi i’m a alignment researcher and my job is feeding the models red sauce from the chinese restaurant

[em @emweener]

none of yall are working as hard as me

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

When this man returns to Pennsylvania as a citizen, I want his Sheetz and Wawa rewards cards revoked. I want his shorts sewn into pants. His hoodies turned into crewnecks. May his pretzels always be stale. His hoagies all onions. His turkey hill iced tea sour. His ATV tires flat.

[Dr evil witch @witchofevil]

Cain:

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@howiemandel @clavicular Howie check the news. Any channel

[Evil Fawf 🩸🩸🩸 @Fawf_iguess]

my wife smoked when she was pregnant and now our son’s eyes have to flip up from his head like a miata

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

5’8 guys are like I’ll be there shortly

[megan good @jckhatesme]

y’all are going to explode one day

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

i dont even fuck around and i still find out

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello

[snow @ASPDREAMS]

i'm crying

[troon @warty_dog]

when you meet a trans person it's 50/50 coinflip whether they're hypermobile or a furry, that's hEDS or tails