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I FUCKING LOVE TPAIN!!!!

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i’m just over here chewing my sausage

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bring back heists

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aaron just pulled a hot dog out of his pocket

[tay @dillflover]

“why is hannah montana so tea?”

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“it’s pina colada, you don’t like pina colada” “i do, i just lie sometimes.” men ain’t shit but liars and drink stealers!!!

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gonna start telling my cat when he acts up that i’m gonna send him to springfield

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“wanna become born again christians .. for the meme?… im serious”

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“every time i fart i think of you”

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through and through, phoebe is gonna sing savior complex and i’m gonna shed a tear and rethink my life. thanks phoebe

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men love toys and that’s why they love women

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changing my name to tony bologna

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“i don’t even want to eat my boogers anymore”

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i 🩵 benito

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what the eff

[henny @Ro_Henny_]

Lana Del Ray doing the most at the #MetGala. My girl is sticking to the theme.

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“you get that sexual thrill” talking about hitting a vape

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“i had two half cups of water” so like one cup?

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if you’re gonna post it on your story please don’t send it to me

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everyone who has to deal with me is entitled to compensation. don’t know who will be providing that money but it’s should be available for all of you.

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whoever cursed the royal family to all die of cancer can you hit me up i have a business opportunity for you