itzel🦥

introducing the chocolate starfish🗣️🗣️

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

me and klarna are like this 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

my mexican self is so excited because i’ll be seeing mcr and ptv live a week from now and yes mcrxptv is for the mexicans and the mexicans only

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

the way my mom clocked me and said that why am i in a situationship with a white man when i like mexican/latino men 😭😭😭

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[VL Luffy 👑 @LuffyVL_56]

"One piece gets good at 300 episodes"

Me watching Chouchou’s backstory :

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

i need to know where andy leo gets his sunglasses from

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

i love this user for the dogification of raul jimenez, certified mexican fs (coming from a mexican)

[はるかぜ @harukaze_illust]

Raúl Jiménez かわいい

[はるかぜ @harukaze_illust]

Raúl Jiménez かわいい

[sion le glaseo su donita rosita a yushi @orquideaaas]

Me caga que seamos tan manipulables donde solo nos mueve lo viral de redes sociales, están pagando 450 pesos por unas pinches galletas GRINGAS cuando pueden comprar una de algún comercio local más baratas, ricas y MEXICANAS

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

i love annotating on books

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

al borde del colapso mental pero nunca quitando lo whimsy de mi vida

[Val @vaalrcc_]

Yo romantizando todo lo que pasa en mi vida para no caer en la locura:

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

@whoisssaho @sunmx_drea y yop

[deniz @dylnizz]

Just opened a canned drink with one hand

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

did an ancestry test and this is one of my biggest flexes ever (thank you mom and dad for your roots)

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

@Jeezus_49 damn you’ll have a good time in the toilet today for sure

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

going from crown the empire to g-eazy is crazy 😭

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

thinking about the lady i helped yesterday at work… she told me i was beautiful and asked if i was 18 but told her i was 24 then told me to never get married or have a boyfriend to avoid stress and get wrinkles… what a woman…

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

@Jeezus_49 i felt like that one scene in ted 2 when they announced the new superman and it was jonah hill 😭😭

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

i highly doubt kellin quinn used sunscreen today

[itzel🦥 @ixshit_]

@prodbykellin no fr because OF COURSE they are gonna start the set with Kick Me 😭😭😭