🤏🏼

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Me when their Grindr profile says “no taps”:

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

When a gay guy posts a photo dump on insta you gotta stick around until the last photo cause that’s where he buried the best thirst trap

[🧬 @professorklon]

A reminder our legendary M. Daud Kilau can just do this btw

[velvet @velvetwellsoon]

classmate copied my answers and we both failed

[Emu 𖤓 @emuu_ily]

Esas amigas obsesionadas con ships y fanfics gays.

[TheD3m0nPope @TheD3m0nPope]

@DaniKarlg We all know bang non and Agong is gay for putin

[💿Barbie Tingz👸🏾 @Keishaadadon]

Me saying idgaf but I genuinely do

[basilio con b de @dxabaixo]

acabei misturar meu whey com duas colheres de nutella

[Obscure Supercars @ObscureSupercar]

Beaten at the last minute by a Perodua Kenari on extra-fat tyres!

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Death to data centers

[Izad Syah @izadsyah]

Benda paling overused kat Malaysia sekarang adalah
1. Penggunaan apa2 pistachio dlm makanan
2. Penggunaan frasa "titk terendah" dlm socmed post. Jubo kau. Diam.

[📟 @sourskittlesz]

remember when tv3 always be airing horror movies during raya like why are you announcing the coming back of setan

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[leighton 🦕 @L80NS]

my manager loves asking me where the other gay boy at work is as if we have some homosexual telepathic link

[🤏🏼 @ixxtdx]

@blueveggie Dah lama regret

[Random_History_Guy @RandomHistoryG4]

@NewsBFM 54 million wasted on a highway that won't fix anything. Saying the word sustainability for a highway construction is like saying "we spray kittens with poison gas made from eco friendly sources"

[Is Kupang The Drama? @itsmekupang]

Come on Shah Alam

Why would we let KWEEN LRT3 be outdebuted by MRT Flopiajaya with its recorded 2-week 100,000 passenger average ??

Let's get railed with LRT3 and throw Lim Guan Eng's ass into the khia asylum