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[Em 🐻🦁 @iya_emma]

@YodelOnline how can I speak to someone regarding a parcel? Live chat never connects to anyone and the customer service number is just an automated recording

[Inferam @InferamAI]

Imagine telling this story without proof:

“I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.”

[Em 🐻🦁 @iya_emma]

@AskAtlassian having trouble recovering my account, not receiving the recovery email - please can you help?

[CC 🪩🤠 @Chakra_Khan_]

I instantly recognised this as convicted sex offender Stephen Bear tbh.

[Em 🐻🦁 @iya_emma]

@AmazonHelp I have checked this, the issue is it says it’s been received by someone called Ben and there is no one called Ben in my building. I have checked with my neighbours.

[Em 🐻🦁 @iya_emma]

@AmazonHelp Hi, my parcel says delivered and received by Ben, there is no Ben in my building and I’ve check with all my neighbours. What do I do?

[Em 🐻🦁 @iya_emma]

@AmazonHelp Yes it says delivered today

[Em 🐻🦁 @iya_emma]

@AmazonHelp Uk 😊

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🔥🏌🏻‍♂️

(Via: @ladbible)

[Em 🐻🦁 @iya_emma]

@laurenofthesea There’s a similar black one in next, I think it’s buttons instead of a zip though!

[sophy⸆⸉❤️‍🔥 @theldesdaughter]

men will really say “women can’t make decisions because they’re too emotional” and then proceed to behave like this.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Marshall 🗣️: “Stand still and don’t move please!”

Lowry 🗣️: “You’re making more f—king noise than anyone else.” 🤣 @LowryTracker

https://t.co/6ku3FSFOI6

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Really wondering how this species survive in the wild.. 😅

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

☠️

[Josh Franceschi @joshmeatsix]

Undefeated

[Em 🐻🦁 @iya_emma]

Eras Tour here we come, finally secured the tickets 🙌🏻

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

people who bought madonna tickets, went to beyoncé, are at glastonbury and have signed up for ms swifts presale—

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

this is what happens when a woman goes through Some Shit. after traumas men become lonely and depressed. women dye their hair blonde and turn the cunt up to 11.