gerald

social cicada

[izzy ᢉ𐭩 @whimsiz]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH paorder po

[chris @ATR3lDES]

employment literally kills a cinephile

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Mexicans after watching The Odyssey

[connor @impalapeaks]

the final act of the odyssey

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

robert pattinson in the odyssey:

[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

“Nothing's ever your fault, is it?”

— Backrooms (2026), dir. Kane Parsons, dop. Jeremy Cox

[manuel @manwelllb_]

did I dodge a bullet or was I the bullet

[gerald @iyaders]

Toxicccc

[BIG TIDDY TARYN @skinnymysterio]

He hit the Shmurda

[mika @mikasagrada]

Quando você começa a receber “desculpa, eu dormi” em vez de “boa noite”:

[a @yyioom]

nowadays u gotta be prepared to never speak to someone again no matter what the bond was

[reece @wannabereece]

spent $15 on a mid burger and fries

[gerald @iyaders]

Roll in peace

[gerald @iyaders]

Weeemmmbbbyyyyyy

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

How it feels to have a random depressive episode out of nowhere after swearing you were getting better.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue.

Me: *Presses power button.*

IT guy: