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in bed™

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sc be like: 4 years ago today you knew these people. remember?!?

me sobbing: oh cool

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@elonmusk wait a second. didn’t you buy twitter specifically for the “liberation of free speech”. interesting reaction

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🤡🤡pt.2

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🤡🤡

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Stop pressing the door open button in street cars. calm down itll open in a second

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@uhhmmily i knew it 😎

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@DrewAfualo Tell me youre a pick me girl without telling me

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So are NFTs just done now?

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Coffee culture should be cancelled and i will fight anyone about this

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straight girls who get the ick extremely easily, have you ever considered *homosexuality*

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@mhauken is everyone here new to planet earth?

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Glass Animals being nominated for best NEW artist is embarrassing. come on they been releasing bangers since 2014

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@qmukingston @IDontBlog If girls at 9 have to have their periods then logically why can’t boys at 9 know about periods? That seem fair to you?

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@Jani__Gee I do this for many reasons. My cabinets are small and all the boxes don’t fit right so repackaging saves space. Looks more organized so I can see everything that I have at once without tearing apart my cabinets. and i buy the no name spices in bags cuz theyre cheaper ://

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@AITA_online yes, you are. hes a child let him eat cake, dumb

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@rivbutcher this is the definition of being politically correct though

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@jazz_inmypants i don’t think it worked king :/

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@toxicdelx homeboi just went thru all 5 stages of grief in 2 seconds

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Finding out Rosa from Brooklyn 99 voices Mirabel in Encanto was physically painful for me

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they put an unbelievable amount of love in those Costco tuxedo cakes like gd