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I have to say weird things or I’ll die

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[iz @izbradley]

@gracecamille_ My bestfriends dad becoming a niche wife guy has been such a pleasant addition to my bingo card

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Scientists discovered that octopuses sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason at all

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jacob Elordi and Eric Dane on the set of ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

im eating a carrot and it tastes good so i can see why bugs bunny liked that but i also feel kind of restless and angry so i can see where some of his comments came from

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

Eating onion rings and drinking beer while listening to live music seems like a pretty modern thing, but it's actually something humans have done since Mesopotamia

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The only reason I use my turn signal is because I like the sound it makes

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[matt @mattybtweets69]

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band

[shﾑn @preset_2m3]

Turn that george harrison up white girl

[َ @__Lily__pond]

Seeking counsel from the tree outside my house

[chad @chasedbywasps]

jimmy neutron was based on a real boy from my church

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

Hey stands for Hi Everyone Yay

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that