your worst nightmare!

[michael patrick o’mally @its_not_me_ever]

I need to stop thinking I can say whatever I want just bc I have great tits

[michael patrick o’mally @its_not_me_ever]

there goes the value pack of tampons @iziswords

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Community Notes slays

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

It costs $60 for a family of 4 to eat at McDonalds.

But NBC News wants you to believe that Thanksgiving dinner for 10 people is $58 - the most affordable in 40 years.

[Kristin Adkins @KristinAdk25808]

@DefiyantlyFree As long as you voted for the persons in power in your state!

[aHappyDadof3 @ahappydadof3]

@CarlisleDiana Not a single one

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

Well at least I know my Uber dropped me off at the right place

[your worst nightmare! @iziswords]

It’s giving beefcake

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Your child doesn't have ADHD, hes just been eating artificial food coloring for breakfast the last 6 years of his life

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING:

🇮🇪 After the Irish Prime Minister told Biden to his face that he would always support Palestine, he announced his resignation as Prime Minister of Ireland.

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

George Floyd got 4 televised funerals and 70 days of riots.

What does Laken Riley get?

[skanks @skanks17]

Hi Sharks,

I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Trans-identified male player for Kipp Academy in MA injured 3 girls before half time causing Lowell Collegiate Charter School to forfeit.

A man hitting a woman used to be called domestic abuse. Now it's called brave.

Who watches this & actually thinks this is "compassionate, kind, and inclusive"?

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

I went here and they said ur the park ranger

[Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto]

BREAKING REPORT: ⚠️ Truckers supporting Donald Trump TO REFUSE all loads going to New York City regardless of the offer..

DEVELOPING..

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It was always the plan