izzat 🇲🇾

Things bloom whenever they’ve seen the rain

[izzat 🇲🇾 @izk1234567]

My tweets are my opinion/thoughts. If you don’t like it, what can I do 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Aoi M @aoim33]

当你压力大但是你没有不良嗜好时

[Amer Hamzah @amer7211]

Sape yang masuk kelas dengan bayaran VVIP ini, sorga tanpa hisab terus. Padan muka korang sebab miskin. 🤣

Penonggang agama hadir dalam bermacam2 latarbelakang. Ada yang daripada latarbelakang politik, ada yang daripada latarbelakang perubatan dan ada juga dalam bidang perniagaan.

p.s. Gambar sekadar hiasan.

[🐥⁹⁴ @oohafiqah]

Dah nak masuk 2027, tapi still ada yang percaya dengan keluarga ni 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 tolonglah jadi cerdik sikit.

[Ikhwan @JatIkhwan]

Kena bayar tiket RM 150 hingga RM 499 semata mata nak dengar “ceramah agama” Neelofa? Korang yang beli memang betul betul bahlol. Punya bersepah ceramah agama kat masjid masjid setiap hari, kau pilih nak dengar selebriti bagi ceramah. Lahai punah

[Cape 👊 @heycape_]

This really is the joke of the day

Indonesia poisoned every nearby country with “haze” and then went on calling themselves a messiah for providing “oxygen” lol

And when called out they get angry and when countries started taking actions the first thing they do is not to fix their problems but to blame it on others and “cut gas supply” lol

As if Singapore needed their gas

Until the Indonesian government step down, indonesia ain’t making a progress up the ladder, the countries gonna be forever in turmoil and a laughing stock of the region and the world.

[DarylTanky @DRTnky]

You know what this reminds me of?

It reminds me of that one aunty that always asks you why you’re still single, or why you’re still so fat every Chinese New Year, to everyone else

And one fateful day, one of you finally lost it and raised your voice at her

To which she says:

“How dare you, I won’t give you any angpow next time then you know”

Whilst not knowing that all of you had been giving money to grandma (her mum) which eventually gets given to her

She also casually forgets that you’re no longer than 5 year old ah boy / ah girl and feels that she’s still the adult

While not realising that she’s currently limping

Such is life

Why can’t we all live peacefully and be civil

[Roman Akramovich @SyedAkramin]

Batalkan terus pak, apa tunggu lagi. Ini bukan sinetron.

[✶ @l_i_n_d_z__]

we need a slur for slow walkers

[Nabil Jaeger @afi_auditore]

Indonesia tunjuk2 infografik berapa banyak syarikat luar yang terlibat hanya membuktikan:

1. Penguatkuasa Indonesia ini lemah
2. Pemimpin Indon hanya mampu ikut arahan syarikat2 ini.

Btw. 370-93 = 277.

277 syarikat Indon yang ada dekat situ pun Indon tak mampu nak kawal 🤣

[Coffee & Chai @coffee_n_chai]

Kalau orang putih cakap KL tak bagus, tak ada jiwa toksahlah kita nak membalas. Kita tak perlu validation bangsa putih untuk wujud.

Dorang nak gi Bali? silakan.
Bangkok lebih bagus? Betul tu!
KL boring? Tepat sekali!

Jangan trigger. Datang tak menambah, pergi tak mengurang.

[TEMPAYAN 🇲🇾🇵🇸 #AYUHMALAYSIA #BERSAMA #GGMU @tempayan77]

aku kalau start sembang je ana anta ana anta aku bangun tinggalkan je meja tu

[Syed Saddiq @SyedSaddiq]

Ini bukan Malaysia lawan Indonesia.

Ini rakyat yang mahukan udara bersih melawan pihak yang mengotorkannya.

Bila hutan dibakar untuk keuntungan:

Anak Malaysia sesak nafas. Anak Indonesia pun sesak nafas.

Untung masuk akaun syarikat. Asap masuk paru-paru rakyat.

[Syud @SyuhadaShud]

Jangan bermimpi tentang revolusi kalau anak muda yang menentang korupsi mahu dibisukan atas nama adab.

[LockMart’s F-35 Asia Pacific Yapping Manager @B0gey_Dope]

Agree, KL is a shitty place, and its a 100% tourist trap & not real

Malaysia is a country only with jungles & people lives on top of the trees

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

Have you ever noticed all Korean entertainment is about class disparity?

Squid game, Parasite.. even Gangnam style.

[Astro AWANI @501Awani]

Kejayaan itu menyaksikan Bonnie mempertahankan emas dimenanginya pada edisi 2022 di Hangzhou.

#AWANInews #AWANI745

https://t.co/QcZzW50bTQ

[The Star @staronline]

His Royal Highness stressed that royal status did not give anyone the right to act as they pleased, reminding family members to respect the law and comply with all regulations.

https://t.co/aowI0NI0x4

[adel @irshadele]

Why I hate Malay entrepreneur. Semua salahkan orang, tak pernah sikit pun cermin diri.

Niaga tak laku,salahkan setan sbb sihir, salahkan kerajaan. Lepas tu ada duit sikit beli Vellfire. Lepas tu tak duit nak rolling modal.

Memang Peniaga Melayu 101.

[Abu Osman Moccona @osman_EX5Hitam]

Siapa pun boleh sembang aih
Ada PhD la
Double degree ma
Keje overseas la
Financial freedom la
Income puluh ribu la

Tapi kalau derma pada Najib
Still..bodoh

[Nostradaus @Fird_4u5]

Scientists have discovered that excessive Indomie consumption may cause severe prefrontal cortex dysfunction.
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