saturdaynightlesbian

I just look straight

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

My oldest child was 6 months old when the pandemic started and he’s 2 and a half now which means he’s been effectively quarantined with me his entire sentient life so it’s my fault his go-to expression when he sees something that pleases him is “Ugh I am loving that!”

[coco @daddyluver69]

i hate LA so much this white girl spilled her entire drink on me last night and when i confronted her she said “you’re so brave. i’m listening and learning”

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

@neutralmeghotel Omg this came from a very deep part of my brain

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

This is slander THESE were not my words or actions!!!!

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

keaton is a party pooper

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

@celerypie36 Im so sorry

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

My brain makes no sense.

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

So like does does anyone want kiss me on the mouth? Just wondering

[lex croucher ✨ @lexcroucher]

Sex Education would have genuinely changed my life if I'd seen it when I was sixteen and I'm so happy today's teenagers get to grow up with shows like this

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

Can someone help me ESCAPE berries and cream tik tok??? I don’t need a constant reminder that I’m mentally unwell, thank you

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

P.s my mental health is doing fine, why do you ask?

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

The fact that the most relevant store in my town to buy crystals at is URBAN OUTFITTERS is HOMOPHOBIC!!!! How am I supposed to do WITCH SHIT IN FUCKING CONNECTICUT

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

The can

[Dara T. Mathis @TrulyTafakari]

As a woman, I also deeply resent the idea that children are some kind of stabilizing agent in women’s lives, that without kids we are flighty or wild or in need of an accompanying weight to civilize us according to society’s approval.

[Dr. Bradley J. Sommer 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @DrHistoryBrad]

My generation says “No worries” instead of “you’re welcome” to 1) show that doing a favor for someone doesn’t need to be a transactional thing and that we’re happy to help, and 2) because if they really knew how worried we actually were, they’d never ever talk to us again ever.

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

@harpomarxREAL But also both of you are all four of those characters at once you know?

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

@harpomarxREAL Fuckkk you are simaltaneously Babette/more and sookie/Jackson

[saturdaynightlesbian @izlombard]

@harpomarxREAL I love you for this

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"it's 77 but it feels like 85" ok then we need a new system for interpreting what the temperature is because only one of those numbers matters