sakura: it's really frustrating
eunbi: what is it?
sakura: watching wonyoung openly flirt with yujin and yujin not realizing it
eunbi, wearing a "date me sakura pls" shirt: haha yeah, she's so obvious
sakura: could u see us as... more than friends?
chaeyeon: yes im glad u asked
chaeyeon: i could totally see us as cats
sakura:
chaeyeon: wait let me find the pic i drew i even gave us little tails and—
#HAPPY_CHAEYEON_DAY#PreciousChaeyeonDay
eunbi: *holds the door open for chaeyeon* after you
chaeyeon: no, after you
eunbi: no, you
chaeyeon: i insist, after you
chaewon: *pushes past both of them* after me
eunbi: chaeyeon we agree this isnt how we raise wonyoung
chaeyeon: eunbi, wonyoung is not our child. and we are not married
eunbi: well...we're a little married
chaeyeon: i know i love it
wonyoung: good night sakura
wonyoung: good night yuri
wonyoung: good night hitomi
wonyoung: good night nako
wonyoung: good night monster that eats kids who are bad
chaeyeon: [through radio under bed] GOOD NIGHT
minju, joking: i should have chaeyeon kill you for that
chaeyeon, from another room: who?
minju: i was just kidd-
chaeyeon, walking in, knife in hand: no is someone bothering you?
hyewon: come on chaeyeon can't be good at everything, maybe she’s a bad kisser or something
sakura: no she’s good at that too
hyewon: what?
sakura: what?
wonyoung: we can bake the cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.. or.. 4,000 degrees for one minute
chaeyeon: please don’t
yuri: how about 4000000 for one SECOND?!
wonyoung: DO IT
chaeyeon: YOU’RE GONNA BURN THE DORM DOWN STOP
sakura: so what's your type?
chaeyeon: kind, japanese, not very tall, dumb, pretty
sakura: that kinda sounds like me... too bad i’m not a boy haha
chaeyeon: did i mention dumb?
sakura: yeah?
chaeyeon: just checking
chaeyeon: are you in a “i just need to rest” type of bad mood, or are you in a “i’m about to smash stuff with a bat” type of bad mood?
eunbi, lying on the couch, a bat clutched to her chest: i haven't decided yet