Izzy TwoTimes

man made, 100% organic human... probably. either way $izzyb14/@izzyb14 currently participating in the Bushwick to Berlin pipeline

[Izzy TwoTimes @izowizo]

Not a bot, just unpopular. My notifications are also off. I really just be talking on here

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

“this is america” has me YELLING!! she wanted his ass bad

[Luis documents🧢 @luisdocuments]

Hispanics in high-school to military pipeline needs to be broken. Died for nothing and a country hunting her people for just looking like her. Embarrassing.

[#BertaOut @NadavIsHere]

Robert Downey Jr be like

[Neet @neet_sol]

A nationwide “worker shortage” and 5 round job interviews existing simultaneously is pretty funny

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

Free Kendra Scott there is no reason why a 20 year-old man is hiding under a 13 year-old bed. that is grooming that is manipulation that is child abuse that is him being a fucking predator. She did right by her baby.

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Believe me: Life gets a lot better when you stop treating every inconvenience like it's the end of the world. Flat tire. Delayed flight. Someone cancels on you. Most things aren't ruining your day unless you decide they are.

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

as a native new yorker why tf do i have to jump through hoops, have kids, be in a DV situation or go through the shelter to get a damn apartment… but becky from Minnesota moves here & gets a luxury rent stabilized housing connect unit WITH A PRIVATE PATIO???

[Izzy TwoTimes @izowizo]

@CountJanzin They also led in gender affirming care with a large population of trans folks

[Izzy TwoTimes @izowizo]

@PhilSustainable lol damn. Also my old neighborhood. All correct. On a n unrelated note, I went in that coffee shop and spent $21 on a coffee and a pastry

[Izzy TwoTimes @izowizo]

@spacetigre Good pull

[Izzy TwoTimes @izowizo]

@afroanalytic I worked with the woman in that showed up in the first building for 2 years

[𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓪𝓽𝓱𓋹 @Irie_Path]

Le mec a quand même paniqué alors que Jay est milliardaire, c’est pour ça qu’on vous dit même si vous avez de l’argent en tant que noir en face ça va toujours vous voir comme un n*gre

[Izzy TwoTimes @izowizo]

@Sashaz04 There was an old gnc detox thing my roommate swore by. That, cranberry juice and water plus sweating a lot.

[Izzy TwoTimes @izowizo]

I had to read it for global lit in 9th but I had this sweet old teacher come in when I was in 4th grade who read it to us and did voices and was very whimsical. Shout out Mrs. Grunberger

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

I had to read The Odyssey, The Iliad, and Oedipus Rex in senior lit. I thought we all did

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

Nobody talks about how we're all paying $15 for sandwiches now and just pretending that's normal. Five years ago that same sandwich was $8. The price doubled and the only explanation we got was "supply chain issues" which apparently means "forever."

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I’d be a religious scammer if I didn’t have a little bit for a moral compass left.

[Izzy TwoTimes @izowizo]

@Shinobutts257 @RabSoPetty I think you’re taking this point out of the larger Blerd conversation. The point is that before 2012ish anime was a fridge subculture that not many interacted with. It was instant mockery. It’s gotten so popular since then that it can’t be the sole reason for bullying.

[gina_scooter @gina_scooter]

I think a lot of people are hoping democrats come in in 2028 and undo all these cuts but not a single 2028 hopeful has talked about that. The only one to touch it, Mayor Pete, said we shouldn't go backwards and that while DOGE was too harsh their general mission made sense.

[Izzy TwoTimes @izowizo]

@Brazmeso In NY if you have a labor job you get paid weekly I believe

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Every day it's like the world forgets the Strait of Hormuz WAS open for free for all to use until they got attacked and had 168 schoolchildren assassinated and now they're acting like Iran is being unreasonable and it's driving me insane