There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever. https://t.co/OPf2AJvPT6
Silly little high school girls, just wait till college and you’re gonna wish he was playing fortnite instead of blacking out and hooking up with Becky from Green Apple Phi. https://t.co/CqIYR11fj4
The year is 2007, you're watching the premiere of High School Musical 2 on Disney Channel. Gabriella has surprised Troy by coming back to the country club at the end of the movie. You're crying happy tears. Life is good.
So today in class a girl had something in her hair. When I attempted to reach out and get it, she flipped a shit, telling me I had assaulted her and surpassed a “micro aggression.” Lesson of the day, don’t be a nice person and help girls out if they’ve got something in their hair