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Dinner date :) (@ Hap Chan) http://t.co/VjEYTNedKl

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Hi guys...gudnyt :)

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Happy palm sunday :-)

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http://t.co/kbwhHFpvrN Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

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Proverbs 16:7
7 When a man's ways please the Lord,he makes even his enemies to be at peace with him. #Bible http://t.co/ckA8VelHSM

[Èlebäzý17 @izzay28_dhee]

"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/1ASjtqSpKs

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/5lm8I6jcGN

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http://t.co/fXH17C5BMI No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/guw62T7Pqe

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Psalm 55:22
22 Cast your burden on the Lord,and he will sustain you;he will never permitthe righteous to be #Bible http://t.co/IJTRq17ena

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/Q5yNJ1zebM

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http://t.co/Lz112wVaLv Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

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http://t.co/d21mtVo4gd Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[Èlebäzý17 @izzay28_dhee]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/xOTBrW0AM5

[Èlebäzý17 @izzay28_dhee]

http://t.co/9yaFtGhurH Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

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http://t.co/7ejS7PQLTf Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

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http://t.co/6FKOs7cTTG Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[Èlebäzý17 @izzay28_dhee]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/7az4y4Nxc3

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http://t.co/Qn1FuT0XJ4 How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/8m1SF1oSp7