izabelle

surprise I’m your mom

[izabelle @izzguti]

all I want in 2023 is money and a bowl of cereal

[izabelle @izzguti]

all I want in 2022 is money and success

[izabelle @izzguti]

just wanna tell @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark @MyFavMurder thank you for being the voices in my head for 38,700 minutes this year (and supporting my love of true crime - here’s to finishing my first semester of law school!)

[izabelle @izzguti]

i commit larceny every time i taste test a couple grapes at the store before i buy them

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

His vision is now our mission

[izabelle @izzguti]

jokes on them cuz I’m in law school now

[izabelle @izzguti]

if i was a millionaire everything would be the same except I would have chapstick in every room

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Its ok if you have been lazy bc it is very hot outside. Hot makes sleepy. And you’re just a person. So you’re gonna be sleepy. It’s not bc you’re bad…. You’re good. And pretty

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Girl at the crosswalk just complimented my Oppenheimer outfit and i was just wearing my normal clothes :/ (tailored waistcoat, fitted jacket, wool trench coat, wool newsboy cap with razorblades sewn into it, cigarette, glass of scotch,

[izabelle @izzguti]

My life was so simple until yesterday when I left my house and found out a PlayStation controller connected to a submersible tank imploded and someone’s stepson saw Blink-182 in concert

[izabelle @izzguti]

mostly just bomb

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

duality of women

[izabelle @izzguti]

I read this as manatees and was 100% okay with that

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

I've done a 180 on matinees. Seeing a movie at 10 AM then coming out and realizing you still have the entire day left rules actually

[lana del slay @lanadelslayee]

you’re in his dm’s . i’m in everyone’s dm’s. i took 20mg of adderall and i have something specific to say to each and every one of you.

[latke @latkedelrey]

it’s so wild to be like “she was married to a nazi” and completely leave out that she was a poor jewish teenager who married an older man and then had to escape the marriage omg

[izabelle @izzguti]

i first experienced culture shock when my boyfriend told me he did not grow up eating these

[Soapy 🫧 @huhzkyy]

@arcanecovet my man really talks to me the way I talk to stray cats I see outside

[shell of a human @clayuhunderwood]

marcel the shell has arrived at bafta awards 2023!

[want a gf @plsfindmeagf]

im not Arguing with a Girl with brown eyes. Whatever U say gorgeous