Izzi Taylor

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@banniebopta69 Ok

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Do americans realize that halloween is just not really a thing in the rest of the world?

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@linax1y Hi! Definitely interested!!

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“and when nobody wakes you up in the morning, and when nobody waits for you at night, and when you can do whatever you want. what do you call it, freedom or loneliness?”

- Charles Bukowski

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Being articulate. Not all who speak eloquently are smart

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Two guys are playing chess

One says to the other, “How about we make this more interesting?”

So they stop playing chess

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Well, God bless wotsisname

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Ghosting during the holidays?! That’s Big Dickens Energy

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“My fans came up with a name for themselves and it’s so cute, they call themselves Swifties and it’s adorable”

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“Okay, yeah everybody else gets to make a wish too, that’s how this works, it’s my birthday i make the rules.”

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lately i’ve been focusing less on doing what they say i can’t do and more on doing whatever the hell i want

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PUTTHEMONEYINABAGANDISTOLETGEKEYSTHATWASTHELASTTIMEYOUEVERSAWME AAGGHHH

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“Can we have another question” ICONICCCC

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when they stop coming to me i will stop singing to them

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i’m not a sleep, my mind is alive

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why do rich people love boats? they are just caravan holidays with sharks no thank you

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@slvppy guy peeing his pants

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I thought I was talking in voice over - Britney S. Pears

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Do Americans actually sit around a piano and sing at Christmas??

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Do Italian Americans really say “whatsa matter with you” so often?