everytime I come to london my mates will say some shit like “get the pinkersmith line to banana & dolphin and then you can change onto the dinkerdonk line to splooge street” and expect me to understand what the hell they’re talking about
Molly-mae and me are the same age, she’s just splashed 37,400.00 on a bracelet and I’m sat debating wether to transfer £10 from my savings to buy a maccies x
Hello, pls get the app “Be My Eyes”. You get random calls from blind/visually impaired people needing help with daily tasks - I’ve had a man ask me to confirm the name of the tablets he was holding and a lady asking which one was the red scarf in her wardrobe 🥺
no because i’d be folding my clothes into the suitcase and getting on the next ryanair flight home if someone swerved my kiss on national tv #LoveIsland
I would love to bring my own into the world but would it be cruel to do so these days. This world is sickening.
Pregnant bloke emojis btw now… I sound mental going on about an emoji but kids use iPads phones etc they’re literally brainwashing them. It’s everywhere