Isabella Birri

[Deji Adeniyi @deji_adeniyi_]

Danica really told my boy she’ll hold onto his CV should a position become available 🥴 #LoveIsland

[harvey @H4RVEYJACK]

everytime I come to london my mates will say some shit like “get the pinkersmith line to banana & dolphin and then you can change onto the dinkerdonk line to splooge street” and expect me to understand what the hell they’re talking about

[cowboy @tgotgear]

Paige: “i got a tex-“
Danica:
#LoveIsland

[Brian Rose @Brian_Lion_Rose]

Thought it was the end of the road for me today 💀

[Meg @itsmeg_statham]

If nightclubs have to check for vaccine passports can they check for needles aswell while they’re at it, ta.

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

i just sat in a drive thru line for 30 minutes but i couldn’t bring myself to leave bc i thought about this picture

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

RT Missing from East London

[Jess ✨ @jessslouise777]

Molly-mae and me are the same age, she’s just splashed 37,400.00 on a bracelet and I’m sat debating wether to transfer £10 from my savings to buy a maccies x

[Pervy Sage Main Squeeze @iiBallJONES15]

Gordon Ramsey once said, “this squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off” 😂😂😂

[martha @mxmsworld]

Jake didn’t even try. People haggle harder on Depop for God’s sake. #LoveIsland

[Ruhi @ruhi_hi]

Hello, pls get the app “Be My Eyes”. You get random calls from blind/visually impaired people needing help with daily tasks - I’ve had a man ask me to confirm the name of the tablets he was holding and a lady asking which one was the red scarf in her wardrobe 🥺

[Isabella Birri @izzie987]

@LoveIsland @lilybarnard4

[henry joce @henry_joce]

“Yeah, Nah” = Me, disagreeing
“Nah, Yeah” = Me, agreeing

[lewys @lookingforlewys]

no because i’d be folding my clothes into the suitcase and getting on the next ryanair flight home if someone swerved my kiss on national tv #LoveIsland

[Harrytw @mancbast3]

I would love to bring my own into the world but would it be cruel to do so these days. This world is sickening.

Pregnant bloke emojis btw now… I sound mental going on about an emoji but kids use iPads phones etc they’re literally brainwashing them. It’s everywhere

[Kieran Doody @kierandoody]

How it started. How it’s going.