Glizzy Azalea

I don't like this negative space so I'm filling it with this insignificant string of words.

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

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👋 @century21fr l @EFprocycling

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Who made this?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

"The price of eggs is a little high so I think I'll vote for American fascism." Said the complete dipshits.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

apparently the reason we don't need gun control is because nobody in this country can fucking aim

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Many Americans would rather live next door to a loving Haitian immigrant family than a right-wing racist Trump supporter.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i don’t expect a billionaire to lead the revolution or anything i’m just confused as to why one would make a movie about standing up for what’s right at any cost only to literally never stand for anything again

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Walking into the apartments of people concerned about Kamala’s capital gain tax

[Pope @punishedpope]

fwiw i think anyone who hits an italian cop in the face so hard that they drop out of the olympics is already a gold medal winner.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

So it’s only free speech so long as you agree with it @elonmusk

[Andrea R MD, @andrear9md.bsky.social @AndreaR9Md]

Popping in to say that a presidential candidate advocating to stop all childhood vaccines should be national news and disqualifying.
The media failure literally takes my breath away.
Childhood vaccines isn't a both sides issue you fucking idiots, it's like a public health thing.

[The Chaser @chaser]

‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child
https://t.co/vp72VSKeRY

[moistbreezy @moistbreezy]

can’t believe charli xcx is successfully doing foreign intervention in a US election as an album marketing tactic

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

A controversial, but understandable decision by President Joe Biden.

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

He unified the Democratic Party by stepping aside is what he did. He put country over ambition. And in this house, Joe Biden is a hero. End of story.

[anna @twtrlssanna]

stopped in my tracks and gasped seeing this sign at the farmers market

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

I’ll just leave this here

[Ganecock fan! #1 @gamec00cks]

Yeahhhhh can I get a coors light