izzie

bear enthusiast

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[grovy @grovymango]

Do nsfw artists rub one out before they lock in or do they draw while bricked up and then nut as a treat after

[Dan Gliebitz @RealDanGliebitz]

Just took my 93yr grandmother to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “which box for Islamism and bigger boobs?” A cheer went up from the waiting voters.

[hazel☀️ @sodiumPen]

europeans will ride a train going 200 mph through the alps while drinking wine and americans will sit in traffic on I-95 for three hours eating a gas station sandwich and say "at least i have my freedom" brother you are imprisoned by a honda accord

[Bryn, Muppet Enthusiast @Brynbikes]

Incredible stuff

[ganesha redgrave @discostuart_]

average manchester couple

[bee @sunfIowerellie]

gay people on twitter when they go to a gay club and see people doing cocaine instead of discussing whether bi women can use the butch/femme labels

[user @user84829272]

Benjamin Netanyahu has deployed a Yorkshire Terrier into my neighbors house to bark at me at 8am every morning

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

this is killing me

[Ginger Tucci @Ginger_Tucci]

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but does that Bosh cunt have learning difficulties?

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

The vape store cashier watching me hit "no tip" on the iPad

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

going into 2026 lowkey horny and fat as a house

[🏴‍☠️ @goonerarmpits2]

Happy birthday Lion 🦁

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

me at 12:01 am on jan 1st

[machine gun kelly reichardt @LingoUnbound]

R.I.P. king

[izzie @izzieinnit]

nearly forgot

[grovy @grovymango]

Under my dictatorship men will become pregnant