Izzi Grossman

meh.

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Second bat in my house in under a week. I would say I'm getting better at handling it....but I'm not.

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Taking my pants off at the end of the day is serious business because I'm not putting them back on unless this building is on fire...

[Beyonce's Bangs @BeyoncesBangs]

I am the human, you are the cat
This is MY food, you don't get that
You don't get food bc you're so fat
Bc I am the human of a very fat cat

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@lneustaedter I was about to say that that was anytime between September and April but I forgot where you live now....

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Thought about going to the grocery store, noticed the temperature, remembered delivery pizza was totally a thing.

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First thing I saw at work today was a man in assless chaps. To be fair, he did have jeans on under them, but I'm still slightly scarred.

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@lightmyway4 thank god you said something, people are the worst

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Sometimes I like to show up to a final early just to watch the panic. I mean, this one isn't even cumulative. It's gonna be ok, kids.

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You know what's disappointing? Not being able to turn off subtitles and knowing they don't match the film very well. @Baker_Lauren

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@UberFacts, last I checked, Hong Kong wasn't a country.

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That great moment when you think you can roll over and go back to sleep but your cat is like, "Nah bitch I saw your eyes open. Feed me."

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@KritinMarie your misuse of homonyms never CEASES to make me uncomfortable.

[Jake Lyin’ Fields @JakeLovesSTL_]

Missouri @TrumanState students' die-in at campus library #EricGarner #Ferguson #BlackLivesMatter #NoJusticeNoPeace

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Protest of police violence today at 12:01 in front of the SUB, if anyone is interested!

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In cast you needed further proof that I'm a cat, I recently realized that I occasionally headbutt people I'm comfortable with.

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Looking through my empty fridge, trying to find something portable to take to class for lunch today.Would a bottle of beer be unacceptable?

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$4 PBR pitchers tonight, kids!Come support the bar (and your friend) that has supported you in times of trouble!$5 burgers & $3 singles too!

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Naturally waking up at 6am is a highly disappointing side effect of being absolutely terrified of what these next two weeks could bring.

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Tried to take the Hannibal route, and there's a giant accident here too. DAMMIT OLIVE I SWEAR IM COMING AS FAST AS I CAN