Isabella Manpearl

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

Unless you're 100% naked, you're 0% naked. There is no in between.

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

Imminent death keeps things exciting

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

Sweaters are great in the day but most sweaters would be weird at the club

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

Cheese and ice cream are made from the same thing what

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

Everything about being a serial killer sounds really fun expect for actually killing people

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

@SuzieCozy your vagina centaur looks like a powerpuff girl

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

What is the exact size at which an ice cube becomes an iceberg

[Aaron B @aaronsworldVEVO]

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

@SuzieCozy you should be yourself for Halloween and just make out with boys

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

Y'all need some chicken nuggets cause you don't got no knowledge

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

Paula Deen is a dietary genius

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

Fucking rain is like always doing its damn rain thing fuck #rain

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

@SuzieCozy #killerdicks

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

When I eat salad I never really finish it I leave a little on the plate so people will know I ate salad and be impressed

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

@ourqueenbri 🎶I see you walking to the ice cream store 🔪

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

@ourqueenbri you are most confirmedly not an opossum

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

The midgets will come, and success will follow

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

@SuzieCozy you are the Jackie chan of disappointment

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

@ourqueenbri I miss you my wise friend

[Isabella Manpearl @izzinmypants]

The worst part about women becoming their mother is that you have to deal with your dad flirting with you