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isabel t. | 🇨🇳🇵🇹| amsterdam logic | 24

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

folks, we DO need a yale educated philosophy (and math) major!!!

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looked up P names for girls for writing project and

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the combination of jet lag and china being one time zone means that the sun rises at 4:45 am which is a good 3 hours before i will even start to get sleepy

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

apparently i’ve reached the age where the kids call me a yi instead of jiejie and this is something i will contend with from now on

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the motherland is lonely is anyone in beijing for any part of june

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IM IN THE MOTHERLANDDD

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tomorrow 3pm i will finish my last exam and then i will bike to vondelpark and i will run into harry styles

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X2 VISA APPROVED 2026 is officially china summer part 2

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

@amore3210 to be honest i still use random drugstore brand shampoo/conditioners and hair mask occasionally. the main things i changed were cutting a bit shorter w layers (used to be soo long the curls weee getting weighed down), and only air drying, no heat and no going outside until dry

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

truer words have never been spoken

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

If you were once a high schooler with awkward frizzy hair, you too can become an adult woman with pretty curly hair !

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

CUTTING FRUIT IS 2016 in 2026 i want to read Dutch diaspora fiction about your mother putting hagelslag on your bread

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

it’s crazy that mozart created the world’s most perfect comedy, which has not been surpassed in any medium, for in 250 years, and then just dropped dead basically

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

they don’t tell you you can simulate tipsiness by sitting in the balcony at the opera only wearing one contact lens

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

Cf. actually stands for Cee Further:

[John Barach @John_Barach]

FYI: "Cf." means "compare." It does not mean "See" or "See also."

[Oliver Traldi @olivertraldi]

To settle a troublesome discourse, I have provided here the most faithful and poetic possible translation of the beginning of the Odyssey.

We male sex. We
complex. We

fake horse. We
off course. We

sail long. We
hear song. We

pig crew. We
home soon.

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

and what if we kissed on the corner of friesland street and crackstate

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

new shirt alert (thrifted from waterlooplein)

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

@peligrietzer i think what miranda said is meant to imply is that at the particular time she bought the sweater most of the blue clothes were cerulean

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

@peligrietzer it would be one thing to discover there’s a new 6th sense you never experienced before, and another to discover that it was being suppressed deliberately by Big Sense all along, and this would likely be the case even if the 6th sense had no real impact on your daily functioning

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@peligrietzer her reaction to the belts was normative, she thought she had a say on how fine-grained the distinctions are/should be, and was rattled upon being made aware that she only thought this because most of the logical space of choices were never available to her in the first place