I have never seen anything as arrogant as mosquitoes... You come to steal and you will still announce your presence, โlikeโ just give me your f**king blood or I will kill you with malaria ๐๐๐คฃ
IG Influencer with Stomach Pain:
Doctor: What did you eat last night?
IGI: Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and Wine.
Doctor: Please this is not Instagram, just be frank and tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die.
IGI: Garri and beans with borehole water.๐๐๐๐
Nigeria is the most confused nation!! In 2011 we gave GEJ sympathy votes over GMB. In 2015 we felt we made mistake & went back to GMB. Now we are here thinking we made a bigger mistake. By 2023 I smell some people will sympathize with Atiku or Jagaban ๐คทโโ๏ธ whatโs the way forward?
A Thread: An elderly woman misplaced her phone at the mall, as I move closer to help she saw the same phone with me iPhone 11, she accused me of stealing her phone and gave me a hot slap. Before I could say anything people have already gathered; she was asked to call her number