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hi I’m lonely

[Georgia Mae Morrison @mominmedicine]

One of our relatives is obsessed with my daughter’s weight (“you’re too skinny”, “you eat nothing”, etc). At Christmas dinner my husband firmly told her she’d have to leave if she made another comment and I would’ve married him again right there if I could

[Sam @SamGolbach]

it’s ok if what used to be important to you is no longer important to you.

people can change

[FlyXpress @flyxpress]

DATE THEM ALL SIS! Until one of them don't play about you.

[#mrmedia @SWAERELOADED]

masturbating when you have to pee is a cinematic experience.

[23rd @Marlon23rd]

ain’t no way you slapping me and just walking back to your seat. we’d be on that stage embarrassing the whole black community.

[Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch]

I will pay up to $1 million in Kohl’s Cash for a leaked recording of the audio from the stage management team’s walkie-talkies

[Nemo Banderas @Shafaline]

Before you double text someone that left you on read, remember you’re loved at home. Don’t embarrass your family

[Praxis Makes Perfect @AlexPleskach1]

Thinking about the time in 1928 when the LAPD couldn’t find a missing child, publicly “reunited” the mother with some random kid to save face, and then institutionalized the mother when she tried to tell people it wasn’t her son rather than admit their mistake

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

You are allowed to laugh even in times of tragedy, war, and disease. I’m not sure otherwise how you keep your sanity.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I think the scariest alien scenario ever would be if they came to earth, didn’t talk to humans, communicated with something in the ocean for a few days and then just left

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

New York City is a fictional place written up by someone with a sinister mind and a knack for comedy.

[Shan 卌♡ is a star ☆ @ShanLFTV]

tobey maguire, andrew garfield, and tom holland all bursting into laughter at the exact same time has to be one of the greatest sounds in the world

[Tony🦑 @TmillyMayne]

Me getting Hasbulla to the safe zone

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

Training your boundaries to be stronger than your soft heart is top tier self-care.

[💌 انوشہ ☭💌 @pixiedustpilled]

i don't think ppl talk enough about how sam levinson hired the actress who plays faye after he saw her play jules in a porn parody of euphoria💀...like why were you watching porn about a show you wrote about high schoolers?? the unnecessary nudity starts to make sense

[SmilodonnaVT 🍗 Partner plus push! @SmilodonnaVT]

why the fuck did we stop putting gargoyles on buildings

[Liz♡ @judeswiife]

How are y'all reading 25 books per month....